one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person
- *Person tries to flirt with me*
- Me: suddenly stops mid sentence, freezes for a second, the yells out "THE BEACONS ARE LIT! THE BEACONS ARE LIT! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!" *Runs out the building screaming*.
want to call someone a mean name but don’t want to use a slur? here are some non-oppressive things to call someone you don’t like
- underboob sweat
- scleral tattoo
- subterranean nostril zit
- sloshing bag of shitwater
- off-brand cola aftertaste
- Dan Savage
- lichen on the antlers of satan
